he got raptured
I DON’T want the real thing. I want an affordable reproduction I can wear places and make people ask “what’s up with the shrimp ring?” and I get to explain that nobody really knows. It was just a fun fad 1900 years ago.
Ancient Roman seafood crime boss making you kiss his shrimp ring to swear loyalty
i hate when i rb a post going around and i agree w it then but then 2 days later a post critiquing it ALSO goes around and i realize i actually agree w the criticism more. deeply humbling to find out i too am bad at reading comprehension sometimes
life is so hard for a 23 year old teenage girl who is always lonely in her room
uglygirlstatus
why the fuck do old people lick their hands before touching every single piece of paper in their line of sight why why why why why it is so fucking disgusting I refuse to believe their hands are that dry that they need to remoisten their fingertips for every single individual god damn piece of paper what is wrong with you.
they want what we have
"i love music i wish i could hold it" well you can it's called a CD and it's got a hole and everything
TONIGHT WE FUCK MUSIC!!!
(in tears) next year i will have so much fun!
Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand
creekfiend
And who is the guy burying him in the sand
I’m pissing with clumsiness and wild abandon
forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well





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sandmandaddy69

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there